Pizza Horror Oscar Show: please don't call it Italian
Pizza Horror Oscar Show: please don't call it Italian

Video: Pizza Horror Oscar Show: please don't call it Italian

Video: Pizza Horror Oscar Show: please don't call it Italian
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The Italy of the Oscars wins everything: and not only with Paolo Sorrentino's Grande Bellezza - which takes home the Oscar for best foreign film - but also with pizza. Pizza? The worst pizza.

Ellen DeGeneres, a very nice performer, led the Oscars. And throughout the show, he promised hungry stars that pizza time would come sooner or later. Up to seriously grant it. The stars, who had been on a diet for a whole month to be able to wear the perfect dress on the evening of the statuettes, threw themselves into it.

To distribute plates and slices Leonardo di Caprio and Kevin Spacey. Harrison Ford, Corinne Fox, Meryl Streep, Jennifer Lawrence, Brad Pitt took daisy. Julia Roberts went for cheese pizza. Leonardo di Caprio distributed but remained dry (even Oscar …).

The pizza moment kicked off another film: the GastroHorrorOscarShow.

pizza, oscar 2014
pizza, oscar 2014
Pizza oscar 2014
Pizza oscar 2014
pizza oscar 2014
pizza oscar 2014
Kerry Washington eats pizza, Oscar 2014
Kerry Washington eats pizza, Oscar 2014

As the rightly critic Slate also noted, pizza, looking at it with an Italian critic's eye, it seems a thick layer of rubber topped with an unspecified stringy product and an equally unidentifiable red thing, which could also be painted.

The crust looks like that of frozen discount pizza.

To the point that it would be the case that we were not talking about pizza. It would take another name for that thing there, American, which comes from one of the twenty chain stores of Big Mama's & Papa's of Los Angeles.

That pizzeria is famous for its giant pizza, the best known is the "Siciliana", larger than one square meter.

Once again an Italian label glued to something that we cannot call pizza, let alone "Sicilian".

Even Yelp, the very popular reader review site in the United States, is clear: 3 and a half stars, and some merciless criticism, a sign that perhaps you don't even need this great critical eye.

2014 oscar menu
2014 oscar menu
Chocolate cake, Oscar 2014
Chocolate cake, Oscar 2014

Actors and guests were then redone with the 2014 Oscars menu, curated as usual by Austrian-born chef Wolfgang Puck, which sported Maine lobsters, macaroni and chicken flan, with a scenic Oscar-studded chocolate cake.

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